I haven't done a Jamoke for a while. Here is one which made my blood boil on the way to work this morning. I suppose I wasn't in the best of moods in the first place but . . . .!

People who get lost on country roads, over-shoot their turning only to flash an on-coming van to ask directions for 3 minutes while traffic builds up in both directions then drive a farther 20 metres to the next hole-in-the-hedge to do a 45 point turn (despite there being a better opportunity to do so within sight) ONE HANDED BECAUSE THEY CONTINUE TO HOLD THEIR PRECIOUS CIGARETTE IN THE OTHER HAND for fear of missing those last few drags are fecking JAMOKES.

Tags: Jamokes, Drivers

Women who walk in to mobile phone shops, throw their old phone down in disgust and declare they can't even work out how to turn it on, make a phone call or send a text message but then demand a new phone that allows them to get on to the internet are Jamokes.

Along the way you pick up other blogs to read. Some look really great when you are pressing the RSS feed icon but turn out to be as dull as . . well, duller than my drivel. Sometimes it is hard to part company with them even so. Some are sooo funny that you end up sharing them and sending friends the links to them.

If it is an exceptional blog, you start to quote it yourself. One that I read has added a word to by vocabulary. This guy calls silly people JAMOKES. I have NO idea where I picked him up. I have NO idea why he picked the name JAMOKE but somehow it is very fitting for plonkers, no matter what country you live in.

Every now and then I witness something while driving that makes me point and say "You are a JOMOKE!"

So, in honour of the original Jamoke, I have added a new category here and will proceed to tell you when I find Jamokers in my life. It is a far more pleasant word than I usually use isn't it?

So - here is my first one.

People who fence their drive-way in to become part of the garden and then have no drive way to park their cars in and have to let their THREE cars over hang on to the ROAD are Jamokes.

Have you come across any Jamokes today?